5 December 2014
Unlikely News From A Manure Scented City
Lost amid the media hubbub about my province's recent municipal elections, nearly all of which concerned rat infested Dope City and its bloated even more rat infested suburban cousin across the river, was some good news from my manure scented city further up river from the Twin Rodent Cities.
We elected four women councillors. May have elected a woman mayor if one had run. My city is cast as a redneck bible thumping backwater shit heap but we have done what the equality seeking NDP have failed to do (albeit on a municipal level) in decades and done it without having an affirmative action formula imposed upon us to make it so: half our council has tits.
Put that in your pipe and smoke it big city motherfuckers.