24 April 2014

Modern Break Up

One of my bartenders gets visited by his girlfriend at work every so often. Good looking gal. Could be Scarlett Johansson's sister. Met her on an on-line dating site. Goes by the name Tiffany on her passport. Everybody knows her as Tuff.

Every one in the bar likes it when she swings open the bar door. Had not seen her for quite some time so I asked my bartender, "Haven't seen Tuff for a while. She ok?" My bartender took on a hurt expression and opened up. "She broke up with me. With a fucking text. Haven't seen her since she sent  a video of herself to me being diddled with a Molson's bottle by some fucking biker."

Young people today. They got it all. And they got nothing at all.

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