Dope City Free Press
NEVER GIVE A MOTHERFUCKER AN EVEN BREAK
10 April 2014
The Hammer loves me. Kisses me and everything. But I think she loves Hunky Z even more than she loves me.
When Hunky and Kitty were over on the weekend, first time they had been over for a spell, the Hammer attached herself to Hunky the way a barnacle clings to a piling.
Hunky loved her back of course in the way only Hunky can. "If her farts did not smell so bad I would marry her," was how he described his feelings for her.
"Guess that explains why it took so long for you to marry me," Kitty added, to our amusement.
Mr. Beer N. Hockey
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