Roman Catholics are looking for a new Pope I hear. Hope it is not too late for the Dope City Free Press to make our fearless recommendation.
I am hoping the motherfuckers will take Christy Clark off our hands as there do not seem to be any plum overseas Canadian foreign service jobs available at the moment. And besides her perfect name, Pope Christy is already used to the sick political culture of Victoria. She will fit right into the Vatican as easily as a former Hitler Youth.