10 May 2012


A deer bounced across the road in front of me as I was driving today. There were people taking its picture with their cell phones. There is something fucking wrong with people, I concluded. It's a fucking deer, not an alien.

That is two years in a row I have encountered deer in the urban core of my Dope City suburb. Slowly but surely deer are populating my city, I concluded. Will not be long before there are as many deer around here as there are on the Gulf Islands. Deer are smart: they know when they are not being hunted.  

Will not be long before a deer kicks a dog to death or scares a wee child into a busy street. The Province newspaper probably already has a headline ready - BAMBI KILLS BABY.

We better start killing the motherfuckers before it is too late.


istvan said...

Go to Comox Beer,the road signs don't say watch for deer,they say EXPECT DEER.They are every where.

Mr. Beer N. Hockey said...

I guess our cities would be populated by wild horses and buffalo now too if we had not done such a wonderful job exterminating them.

Nazz Nomad said...

and Indians- those damn Indians would be everywhere

Mr. Beer N. Hockey said...

It took a century or so for the Indians on this coast to get their population back to about what it was before the Great White Motherfuckers introduced them to doom.