10 May 2012

BAMBI KILLS BABY



A deer bounced across the road in front of me as I was driving today. There were people taking its picture with their cell phones. There is something fucking wrong with people, I concluded. It's a fucking deer, not an alien.

That is two years in a row I have encountered deer in the urban core of my Dope City suburb. Slowly but surely deer are populating my city, I concluded. Will not be long before there are as many deer around here as there are on the Gulf Islands. Deer are smart: they know when they are not being hunted.  

Will not be long before a deer kicks a dog to death or scares a wee child into a busy street. The Province newspaper probably already has a headline ready - BAMBI KILLS BABY.

We better start killing the motherfuckers before it is too late.

4 comments:

istvan said...

Go to Comox Beer,the road signs don't say watch for deer,they say EXPECT DEER.They are every where.

Mr. Beer N. Hockey said...

I guess our cities would be populated by wild horses and buffalo now too if we had not done such a wonderful job exterminating them.

Nazz Nomad said...

and Indians- those damn Indians would be everywhere

Mr. Beer N. Hockey said...

It took a century or so for the Indians on this coast to get their population back to about what it was before the Great White Motherfuckers introduced them to doom.