21 March 2012

Mindless March Madness

Besides not giving a motherfucking hoot about St. Patrick and his green tits there is something else that happens in March I could live without but will have to endure at some level until I am fucking dead. The USA's men's college basketball playoffs.

Boring! I would rather watch a drone's eye view of Tiger Woods' strained Achille's tendon.

Speaking of drones. Have you heard they are the latest device under consideration for mass purchase for your local friendly gestapo to go all 1984 on your ass? The drones will not be weaponized at first of course. THAT TERROR WILL COME LATER.

It always does.

First comes the bad, then comes the worse.

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