19 March 2012

Belated St. Patrick's Day Message To the World

Kind of forgot about St. Patrick's Day on Saturday. Too damn cold to go watch a parade. Too damn cold to drink beer for that matter. Everybody but the Irish celebrates their bullshit all but forgotten nationality in the summer. Are we Irish fucking stupid?

Don't answer that question.

Made up for my utter lack of singing the praises of my bankrupt Fatherland on Sunday. Sonja watched a movie set in Ireland while I listened to my old Horslips records in another room. Paid my Irish dues long ago when I twice saw the old Irish hippie cunts perform in England. They were brilliant.

Fuck St. Patrick, fuck his beard, fuck his green tits and fuck his spring manure spreading of Christianity on pagan Ireland anyway.

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