Some time this year, unless I choke on my own vomit, Dope City's one and only Free Press will issue its 2,000th issue and receive its 2,500th letter to the editor. Every so often I get an aw, shucks feeling and feel the need to thank you all, even you motherfuckers in the United Arab Emirates, for reading and writing in. I would still keep writing if you did not but you know how it is - the fucked up love fucked up company. I am having more fun, and therefore getting more out of writing here, than ever before.
This motherfucker is still rocking in the Free World.