6 October 2011

The Weather Network

"What the fuck are you watching?"

I watch very little television except for the news. What I do like to watch, Sonja does not like. What Sonja likes to watch, I have no stomach for.

Tonight I was watching a documentary about Crater Lake. It was totally cool. Scuba divers were going down into the deep lake where they found these weird holes in the extensive peat moss beds down there. But that was not what got Sonja's attention.

I was also watching the Weather Network. I had missed the news and needed tomorrow's forecast. This time of year tomorrow's weather is kind of important as it is the time of year us guys are switching over into our winter gear. If we get a flat tire or, better yet, a gal who looks even remotely like P.J. Soles did in "Rock 'n' Roll High School" gets a flat, we do not want to freeze our asses throwing on a spare.

I do not think watching the Weather Network is something women do. It is a man thing. Like eating beef jerky.

It is going to be a good day tomorrow. Fourteen degrees and mostly sunny. Think I will drink some beer.


Barely Awake In Frog Pajamas said...

I've read that Carlos Santana loves The Weather Channel, though, supposedly he opts for Cheetohs rather than jerky.

(either way, I'm in)

Mr. Beer N. Hockey said...

My dad watches the Weather Channel too. Like occupying city squares, it must be the dope thing to do.

LailaYuile said...

I am a woman, and I watch the weather network. What does that mean about me..lol.. I thought that was what all Canadians do, wonder about the weather.

Mr. Beer N. Hockey said...

And I thought people from Surrey never watched anything but their valuables.