11 June 2011

We Like Our Hockey Here

In case you are wondering, and you do not live near the marijuana metropolis that is Dope City, the whole fucking town is more excited about beating the Bruins for the third time than America was when Osama Bin Laden was assassinated.

We like our hockey here more than you motherfucking Americans like killing people. Is that fucked up or what?

What happens next is anybody's guess.

As for me, I am more interested in who will win the Belmont Stakes. My money will be on Master of Hounds, same horse I backed in the Kentucky Derby.

Motherfuck the Canucks.

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