10 June 2011
I have been struggling with something. Something of philosophical importance. It goes back to the non-horse eaters of the world getting pissed off at the Top Chef Canada television show sizzling up some horse meat on their show.
Would I, or wouldn't I, eat a fucking horse?
I have yet to knowingly eat horse meat but some unscrupulous Chinese cookie probably served me up some. I bet it was good.
I hear it is very similar to bison, which I love. Eat it all the time.
I guess I would eat it. What the Hell.
Then again, if I was in fucking Korea I would eat dog too. Every day.
I am a Canadian. I can eat fingers. I can do whatever the fuck I want.