November 5th Declared Provincial Holiday in British Columbia

In honour of Gordon Campbell's sweaty balls being retired over Bill van der Zalm's sparkling eyes and his grinning head being dumped on Chris Walter's littered porch, the Dope City Free Press is declaring Friday November 5th a provincial holiday. Only in British Columbia could two such incompatible faces of evil bring down such a powerful, deceitful man.

The party starts now!

Motherfuckers.