5 November 2010

Beer's Dictionary

Welcome to Beer's Dictionary. Today we are going to explore the definition of democracy in British Columbia.

Democracy is when the Premier is so low in the polls, lower than whale shit, that he resigns, reads a speech on television which amounts to, "You're all a bunchafuckinassholes, I quit," and then remains the political leader of about 4,000,000 people for half a year or more after he was supposed to fuck off. He will still be collecting his cheque, getting his meals paid for, increasing his pension, having a secretary kiss his ass and all the other shit politicians load up on once we are tricked into voting for them even though we do not want him because he would not know and could not tell the truth to the people if it cream pied him right in the face.

Democracy my ass. It's a motherfucking swindle!


Nazz Nomad said...

who are these people you are talking about? what's a prime minister. didn't you guys vote in the elections on tuesday?

Mr. Beer N. Hockey said...

The Prime Minister is a couple notches down from St Nick. The Premier is a further few notches down from Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer.

Nazz Nomad said...

and where does Geddy Lee fit in? And Joey Shiithead?

Mr. Beer N. Hockey said...

Canadians, if everyone else on the ballot is a total shithead, will vote in a hockey player once in a while. Red Kelly and Ken Dryden come to mind. I cannot think of a musician elected to fuck all. Could be it's in our Constitution, which nobody has ever read the whole way through, that long hair freaky people need not apply.