5 November 2010
Welcome to Beer's Dictionary. Today we are going to explore the definition of democracy in British Columbia.
Democracy is when the Premier is so low in the polls, lower than whale shit, that he resigns, reads a speech on television which amounts to, "You're all a bunchafuckinassholes, I quit," and then remains the political leader of about 4,000,000 people for half a year or more after he was supposed to fuck off. He will still be collecting his cheque, getting his meals paid for, increasing his pension, having a secretary kiss his ass and all the other shit politicians load up on once we are tricked into voting for them even though we do not want him because he would not know and could not tell the truth to the people if it cream pied him right in the face.
Democracy my ass. It's a motherfucking swindle!