15 May 2009

Outnumbered


Just as the case was in our most recent national election, those of us who did not vote were the majority in the recent provincial Liberal landslide. If you can call representing roughly 23% of voters a landslide. What your democracy is telling you is that all our political parties suck the big one. Fuck you Campbell - you are outnumbered by a large margin. I would still like to have several drinks with you sometime though.

6 comments:

Gazetteer said...

But.

Who's drivin'?

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Mr. Beer N. Hockey said...

I thought maybe we could get John van Dongen to drive.

Gazetteer said...

OK.

So you and the Preem are slumped in the back...

Does that mean Maximum Johnny L. is riding shotgun, banging the Twitterfeed, with JVD up front?

Mr. Beer N. Hockey said...

I prefer to visualize the Premier and I painting a flame down both sides of a government Prius as Speedy John screws it on, cellphone to his ear, frantically calling the crookedest lawyers in town.

Gazetteer said...

Speedy John allows his lead-filled right foot to touch the accelerator of a....

Prius?

Say it ain't so.

Mr. Beer N. Hockey said...

Ok, I've only ever seen Speedy John drive a big old pick up truck. I just liked the idea of puking on a Toyota.