41% of Canadian citizens did what I did yesterday. They voted with their iron asses. We are the motherfucking majority. The Conservatives can crow all they want about their imaginary reinvigorated mandate - only about 20% of Canadians cast a ballot for them.
On the way into the mill this morning Poops came up to me and started jabbering. "We have nine!" he jabbered. "Nine what?" I asked. "Nine Members of Parliament from my community. One more than last time. Three turban, six no turban."
"You motherfuckers keep that up, in about 500 years you will have finally taken over this country and given the USA a damn good reason to bomb the fuck out of us when you get started on killing one another in a civil war. By then you fuckers may have even produced a half decent hockey player."