I am a man so I have a lot of options. Sometimes I walk around the house naked, what my mom calls balls to the breeze; other times I like to walk around in my boxers, that is usually when I am cooking; when there is a chill in the air I wear the bathrobe Sonja bought me on our last sexy weekend at the Sunset Lake Resort; more rarely I wear my pyjamas bottoms, no top, do not ask me why.
Mostly I like to walk around the house naked. Sonja says nice things to me like, "Put some fucking clothes on!" or, "Everybody on the fucking street can see you!" when I am walking around like a naked king of his castle. The only danger of walking around my house naked is my dog sneaking up on me and jamming her cold nose up my ass.
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Because I have gone bald, I like to walk around in my boxers and a hat.
Hey, Beer. Naked is as naked does.
No subterfuge, concious or otherwise.
Whats with the moma birthed you syndrome.
besides getting a goose up the arse, you best also hope the Ham don't eye up your sac like fuzzy mishapen tennis balls... ;-)
had a blast at Mosiac...I had to sell imports...Becks, Warsteiner and a special one just for Mosiac, Konig Ludwig...and I sold a record number of jag shots!
Zicke-zacke-Hoi-hoi-hoi
Zicke-Zacke-Hoi-hoi-hoi!
They want me back for next year!
Selling drinks is on my to do list. Right after I figure out the mother birthed you syndrome. oi! oi! oi!
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