11 June 2008

A Man has Options


I am a man so I have a lot of options. Sometimes I walk around the house naked, what my mom calls balls to the breeze; other times I like to walk around in my boxers, that is usually when I am cooking; when there is a chill in the air I wear the bathrobe Sonja bought me on our last sexy weekend at the Sunset Lake Resort; more rarely I wear my pyjamas bottoms, no top, do not ask me why.

Mostly I like to walk around the house naked. Sonja says nice things to me like, "Put some fucking clothes on!" or, "Everybody on the fucking street can see you!" when I am walking around like a naked king of his castle. The only danger of walking around my house naked is my dog sneaking up on me and jamming her cold nose up my ass.

5 comments:

Jon said...

Because I have gone bald, I like to walk around in my boxers and a hat.

ib said...

Hey, Beer. Naked is as naked does.

No subterfuge, concious or otherwise.

BOMBOVA said...

Whats with the moma birthed you syndrome.

Nicole said...

besides getting a goose up the arse, you best also hope the Ham don't eye up your sac like fuzzy mishapen tennis balls... ;-)


had a blast at Mosiac...I had to sell imports...Becks, Warsteiner and a special one just for Mosiac, Konig Ludwig...and I sold a record number of jag shots!

Zicke-zacke-Hoi-hoi-hoi
Zicke-Zacke-Hoi-hoi-hoi!

They want me back for next year!

Mr. Beer N. Hockey said...

Selling drinks is on my to do list. Right after I figure out the mother birthed you syndrome. oi! oi! oi!