Sonja caught the Hammer with her two front paws up on the kitchen counter inspecting a pile of shredded soy cheese with her anteater tongue. The fake cheese was ready to be put on our spaghetti supper. The Hammer likes her soy cheese. So do we.
Sonja yelled, "No!" at the Hammer as I watched the sports report on tv. Looks like the Canucks are going to suck like a steaming pile of shit again this winter. Then Sonja grabbed hold of the Hammer's collar and put her outside with all the other dogs who put their paws up on the counter.
Sonja let her back inside before we were finished dinner though. We love her too much to lock her out of her den for long. She was especially well behaved when we let her back in.