I would like to tell you I am drinking a high price tag beer made in a country with an obscure royal family whose water supply will be radioactive for the next 20,000 years or so. But that would be bullshit.
I would not even mind telling you I am drinking a fancy labeled beer trashy motherfuckers jam a lime into on a hot day like this made in a country with so little water they have to import it to make beer. But that would be bullshit too. Beer does not jam green shit into a perfectly good bottle of suds.
I would also like to tell you that I am drinking a fine organic beer, the beer I proposed marriage to last summer, but my beer drinking brethren from the Church of Alcohol have drank it all and there is no more.
I am drinking welfare beer. The cheapest beer in the store. It is made from pure Canadian spring water in a corner of Canada that does not produce radioactivity. And it is a good thing it is cheap and good because when it gets hot I cannot get enough of it.