Two longtime customers of the store where she works came in to say hello. The guy is getting on but doing alright health-wise but his wife's brain is being disturbed by Alzheimer's. Sonja says she is very childlike now. She burps and farts and swears, asks inappropriate questions and generally does not give a fuck what anybody thinks. She is my kind of old broad.
Today she looked Sonja's fellow worker Tina in the eye and said, "You have beautiful breasts."
Tina did not blush at the compliment. She straightened her back, looked down proudly and replied, "Not bad, eh?"