Thanks to the unremarkable Devrudan, who raced from post four carrying my hopes and odds of 22-1 in the last race at a racetrack in motherfucking Alberta today, my lawn mower is now paid for. What a fucking relief. That lawn mower bill was really grinding away at my consciousness.
Next Sunday it will be the Dope City Derby. Bring your own dope. I'll see you at the bar.