Every Once In a While

Sonja's Italian girlfriend Tina phoned. I said, "Congratulations." I did not have to tell her what for.

Tina told me, "Every once in a while us Italians have to remind the world we are good at something besides eating, drinking, fucking and family."

I said, "Everybody knows you Italians like to fuck - a lot. But are you really any good at it?"

Tina replied, "Beer, just ask Zinedine Zidane's sister."