Some of the people I share the swimming pool with are a tad retarded. They are real nice, two of them were talking to one another while they were shitting side by side before they hit the pool the last time I was there.
"Too bad the Canucks aren't in the play-offs, huh?" said one.
"Too bad they sucked like the shit I'm taking," said his friend.
One of them got his hair cut really, really short. Now he looks like Mark Messier.