19 April 2006
Heard gas prices may cruise to the $1.50 litre mark this summer. If you have never visited Canada, corners of which are rich in both hockey players and fossil fuel, you better do it soon before we are invaded and and annexed by the Big Guzzler of Gas to our south.
There is a lot of shit going down I did not think I would see until I was safely stored in an empty beer case shaped urn turned towards a tv set where I will watch hockey for eternity or until the Canucks win the Stanley Cup, if there is a difference. Seals are running out of ice to get hunted by humans on; polar bears are running out of ice to do their seal hunting from; glaciers I once stood on have melted into the sea; the Liberals are no longer in charge of Canada. It is not all bad news.
The Conservatives are still better at wanking about being in power rather than exercizing it. I heard the head sheep shagger threatening to call an election if he does not get his way on his evangelical idea of public child care. Some things never motherfucking change.