25 April 2006

After the Sun is Down

I noticed the other night that 2+2 is better read after the sun is down with the lights out. It may also be a good idea to make sure you are dead drunk and naked. But I do not want anybody masturbating while they read this - that would just be wrong!

Sometimes Sonja comes into the computer room when I am hacking away at the keyboard like a naked drunken logger on town leave. "Put some clothes on!" she advises.

I tell her, "But I like writing naked. The cool air on my balls frees my creative spirit."

"The only thing that frees your creative spirit is all the beer you suck back like you think you're Tiger Fucking Williams! As if! Can't you at least put on some underwear?"

"Can you get me a beer?"

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