16 April 2018

The Dope City Free Press Rejoices

I do not know what the fuck everyone is complaining about! By this time most springs I have mowed the grass half a dozen times. This year I have yet to do so once! Cool, wet weather is a gift. Hindoos at work tell me rain is God’s way of telling them he is happy.

Happy God = Happy Life. Rejoice in his happiness, motherfuckers!


theo said...

snow is even fucking better
well, except when you drive
regardless, god is laughing
and so am I
it took a bottle of wne though
and I have to ask
why do you cut the lawn so often...

Mr. Beer N. Hockey said...

The grass grows as most as fast as snow accumulates out your way. Maybe even fast than cowboy hat growth at Stampede.