29 June 2017

Steepleton's Five Days of Official Mourning

Steepleton, Redneck Canada's capital, will go into five days of official mourning when all three of our MLAs today join the official opposition. You are welcome to join us as our city comes together in the face of this great Communist Freethinking Tragedy at Rotary Park on Saturday. I would not miss it for the world. See you there, redneck motherfuckers.


karen said...

Ha! I'm actually in Steepleton until Saturday morning, so I will be able to see it, and then go home and watch similar throes in Atmon.

Mr. Beer N. Hockey said...

Best long weekend ever!