2 April 2017

12 Votes

A hint of positivity, and not just the usual underdog bullshit positivity, has put a polish on my party's campaign apple. Inevitably, however, there are individual races that will be won by no more than a dozen votes. That is where you come in: get us a dozen votes, motherfuckers.

Do it.

What could feel better than helping someone win an election and wipe the sick smile off you know who's face by the dozen votes you corralled.

You can do it.

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