20 December 2016

"Bend Over and I'll Show You."

"Bend over and I'll show you."

From that line on, with which Clark Griswold addresses his shithead neighbour, I am rewarded each year for watching one of my favourite Christmas movies. Elf, Bad Santa and my very favourite, Goon, will soon follow.

Watching shit on tv, drinking shit anybody with half a fucking brain avoids the rest of the year and catching the fucking Queen's message to the world. That is how us Hockeys enjoy Christmas.

Tv, booze and a crazy lady...sorry about that Jesus - we have no room for your bullshit at our inn!

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