5 June 2016
People Who Mow Their Lawn Early On Sunday Mornings and What To Do With Them
I am an Anarchist.
I do not cut my lawn on Sunday mornings at 9:00 AM no matter how hot the weather like a couple of my asshole neighbours do. Unneighbourly that is and being a good neighbour is what being a good Anarchist is all about.
Both their places, and conveniently they are side by side, back onto the base of a mountain like mine does. One day soon, in the dimness that precedes dawn, I will place an old battery powered 8-track loaded with a recording of Metal Machine Music in a tree behind their houses playing as loud as Lou Reed meant it to be played and then I will return home to sleep.
Fuck the neighbours.