1 July 2015
Feeding Snakes To Dogs
Was at a party last night. Woman there was telling a story.
"When I was little a boy named Oliver in my day care used to drop his pants, stretch out his his dick real long and play it like Jimi Hendrix. I was best buds with him. We did everything together from feeding garter snakes to dogs to catching insects for our dads to fish with. But what I really wanted to do was pull a dick out of my pants, stretch it out and be Johnny Winter to Oliver's Hendrix.
"So one day I asked my mom why I was not built the same as Oliver. My mom told me boys and girls are different. Boys have guitars to play with. Girls have harmonicas."