26 January 2014

Who Is Robbie Burns?

In the liquor store on Saturday afternoon. Picked up some Left Field.

At the cashier I remarked, "Good to see you are low on scotch."

"Why's that?" came the reply.

"It's Robbie Burns Day," I said.

"Who?" asked the young cashier.

You need search no further for proof of the Decline of Western Civilization than that.

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