29 November 2013
Naturally I am in favour of selling liquor everywhere you can think of, nevermind just the proposed liquor sales expansion into grocery stores. Seriously, why the fuck we do not sell liquor in parks beats the shit out of me. Far as I am concerned prisoners ought to be able to buy themselves a drink in the can.
The whiny little private liquor store owners and their loudmouth PR department can shut the fuck up. I never could see the sense of those little overpriced scab stores. But since we have an overabundance of the little shitbox scab liquor stores I have a suggestion as to what might be done with them that ought to please everybody: turn them into marijuana stores.
Save me a place in line, motherfuckers.
Eventually, Safeway, WalMart and the rest of those corporate cocksuckers will want to take over the marijuana business as well. May as well let them. We can turn the little marijuana stores into hard drug stores. Speed, coke, that shit. Play Velvet Underground songs in the background to make you want to buy more of their fine products.