1 May 2012

What I Think About Baseball

Spring is
The time of year
I think about
Buying tickets
To see a baseball game
Or even watching
One on television
Too bad the AAA Canadians
And the Montreal Expos
Both fucked off to America
Fuck baseball
Fuck the poetry of it
Bring on the CFL


Nazz Nomad said...

Bill Lee is Baseball Christ- They sure don't make Jews like Jesus anymore.

Mr. Beer N. Hockey said...

On the contrary, they do still make Jews like Jesus. It is possible, however, that none of them live in the New York area.

Christopher said...

If it don't have a clock it ain't a fucking sport . Baseball is a pass time all be it enjoyable at times , Not a sport .Golf as well is an activity not a sport , I will admit some are hily skilled at this activity but again not a fucking sport . This list could go on but you get the gist .

Mr. Beer N. Hockey said...

I have tried to come up with an exception to your rule but i have come up empty. Golf, tennis, cricket, etc. - all pastimes. All fun to drink beer and watch however which gives them the illusion of being sports.