My big dog has lots of little dog buddies. They all look up to her because she does not chew the motherfucking shit out of them. One of the little dogs is called Mary. There is nothing the fucking Christians around here will not name after one of the bullshit characters in their Bible.
Today, right after my dog had taken one of her enormous Jesus-sized shits, Mary walked over and smelled it. My dog looked at her smelling it with an expression on her face that half said, "Don't eat my shit!" and half said, "Eat my shit!"
The little dog was impressed by my dog's big shit, good colour, nice smell, but not impressed enough to dig in.
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