7 February 2012

NHL To Expand To Mexico During Next Ice Age

I was
Lying on a snow covered
In Mexico

Drinking tall
Green sparkling glasses
Of French absinthe
And sugar water

When I noticed
The ocean
Begin to freeze
From the shore

On out
So I poured another drink
Put on my skates
And got the fuck out of there

Skated across the
Hockey rink ocean
Until I reached the
Snow covered beaches of Jamaica

Take me home
Frozen ocean
To the hockey rink
I belong

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