2 February 2012

Beer Me

My mom likes
That I write shit
Here on the internet.

"Except I wish
You would not tell
Everybody I drink
So god damn much."

Sonja likes me
Writing my shit
On the internet too.

"Except that
It is all

My dog likes it
That I write stories
About her on the internet too.

"Except for the
Ones about me
Eating homeless
People's shit."

A few other people
I know like reading
My internet shit as well.

I like it when
They call me,
You motherfucker."


paul said...

Beer, you motherfucker.

Barely Awake In Frog Pajamas said...

Beer, you motherfucker, I agree with the dog.