Ned Kelly and His Guns

I try and avoid
Writing about the weather
It is all us Canadians
Talk about

The weather
Our boring Hollywood Starfucker
Our Ned Kelly
And his guns

My dog likes the snow
So she woke me up early
Walked me over to the
Front window to see

You are lucky you have me
To get your ass out of bed
So we can be the first man and
His dog to go out and play

She is pushy
My dog is
Got her own mind
Like me

I put her in the back
To blow off some steam
Made coffee
Wrote a poem

I will
Be going
Out now
To play

The snow
My dog
Cup of coffee
And me