Am I in the Christmas mood? We all ask ourselves that when we are not fucked up as the baby motherfucking Jesus as Christmas approaches all tinselly as Nine-One-One every year. Sometimes we are Christmas as fuck, sometimes not.
This year I am Christmas fuck.
Don't bring me down, motherfuckers.
Some of you don't, but I got it all.
Sex, drugs, Santa and rock 'n' roll.
Fuck the pope.
Fuck the government.
Fuck Jesus and his mom.
Fuck you too Gordon Campbell.
It is early but that is my Christmas Message To the World.