14 October 2011

Pretending To Be Retired


When I am not working and
I am staying close to home
I like to pretend I am retired
Just in case I do not make it

Sleep in
Drink coffee
Listen to CKNW
Walk the dog

Have lunch
Walk the dog
Masturbate
Take a nap

Tell Sonja I was busy when she comes home

1 comment:

Jon said...

I found the part about the dog too time consuming. Otherwise, yeah, that's my schedule.