6 July 2011

Sonic Boom

I was not looking forward to it but I had to do it. I had not done it in 15 years or more. I had to go to Wal-Mart. Wal-Mart is the only place you can get the new KISS cd "Sonic Boom."

I went there after work. Parked in the shade of one of their parking lot trees.

Fuck were there ever a lot of people in the place. Not like Shopper Heaven or anything but real busy.

Took me a while to find the music department. Wal-Marts are so big. And there are so many of them. And more on the way. It is like they are fucking each other.

They have more cds for sale than I was expecting. I looked at what they had. Put Neil Young's new one in my basket before I found the KISS one I was looking for. I think Neil Young might be fucking himself too.

Finally I found what I was looking for. Ten bucks. Ten fucking bucks. And for your ten bucks you get a bonus cd of 15 old KISS songs and a dvd of KISS doing some songs live. Two cds and one dvd for ten bucks.

Those Wal-Mart motherfuckers have really been making me pay for boycotting them the last decade and a half.

Watched the dvd with Sonja. Six songs. It is fucking cool. The audience in Buenos Aires adoring them every bit as much as their fans in Steepleton did. Like motherfucking Jesus.

I have never pissed on KISS in the five and a half years I have been writing here. Now I know why. The motherfuckers really are the hottest band in the land.


Bianchii said...

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Have a nice day :)

Mr. Beer N. Hockey said...

I welcome all Poles here. That's a Hell of a blog you have going there. Do your homework, wear a raincoat, watch hockey, go to the roller derby and one day America will be yours. Do not be disappointed if, once America is yours, you do not want it and try to get into Canada. If you make it into my country of savage end to end Anarchy, whatever you do, do not cheer for the Canucks. Just to be safe, move to Newfoundland: fuck America.

theo said...

Yeah, I’d move to NFLD in a heart beat except, my kids are down in the US of A. This is a bone of contention with me and my kids that they don’t live in NFLD. I keep telling them, “great music, beer, screech, cod cakes!” It doesn’t seem to impress them. Kids these days...

Mr. Beer N. Hockey said...

Good kite flying in Newfoundland, So good you can use barge rope for string.

Why any immigrant would prefer America over Canada these days is insane. The Land of Milk and Honey has gone sour, the Land of Marijuana and Oil Sands is where it is at in the 21st Century.