28 May 2011
Big In America
Quite some time ago I promised not to bore you with the statistics we get supplied here from Google HQ. I am so full of bullshit. Today I am going to break that promise. I promise not to do so again until I damn well feel like it.
It has come to my attention that for the past while now American readership of this here publication has exceeded Canadian readership. Readership may be an overstatement mind you. Many of you just like looking at the pictures.
In any case, as just about any Canadian except for Stompin' Tom Connors and Joe Shithead will tell you, we measure success up here by how successful we are in the American market. New York, New York as Frank Sinatra still sings on my record player every once in a while.
It took me five and a half years but I have made it, motherfuckers. The Dope City Free Press is Big In America.