13 January 2011

Trigger Happy America


Snowed today
Everybody freaked out
Drove their cars
Into the ditch

I drove into work early
Drank coffee and whisky
Listened to the radio
Until the coffee shop opened

In the coffee shop
We talked about
The snow
The Canucks and

Motherfucking
Trigger
Happy
America

2 comments:

mollymew said...

What the Yankees need is snow and lots of it. Cools tempers down real fine. Plus you can't drive easily to the next shooting.

Mr. Beer N. Hockey said...

I am no scholar of assassinations in America but I cannot think of any happening in the snow. Anybody can afford a gun but not everybody can afford a good set of snow tires.