Bike Lane Blues

I cannot write music but that does not stop me from writing lyrics when I come up with some.

I drive a Ferrari

Downtown from old Point Grey

But I can't drive very fast

What the fuck! What the hey!

I got the bike lane blues

Get those two wheel

Motherfuckers out of my way

I got the bike lane blues

I drive a Hummer

From the right side of the tracks

Fuck global warming

I'm too rich for the facts

I got the bike lane blues

Get those hippie assholes

Out of my fucking way

I got the bike lane blues