Nobody wanted to say it, not even me, but Team Canada played like shit against Norway. Against the Swiss they played about as good as the Canucks do the day after their rookie night in Phoenix. Team La-Dee-Fucking-Da. I am not counting them out however. Canada's Team has a proud tradition of starting slower than a Chrysler but this is their slowest start to a tournament yet. If they do not play 300% better than they did against Team Chocolate and the Norwankers the Americans are going to kick their motherfucking ass next game.
Writing about hockey is so much less rewarding than writing about roller derby.
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"Norwankers". Well, all right.
As a Scot I cannot identify with your disgust at poor sporting form. We have been humped so often we have learned to enjoy it.
Of course. You may well have raised this very point previously; with regard to our proficiency in the "National Game".
For generations we have been afraid of crossing the midfield line. It's a form of homesickness that causes an entire side to loiter around its own goal. Or forage no further than the penalty spot.
Yeah USA USA USA! Wait a minute... the Olympics are happening? I thought it was all Tiger Woods, all the time.
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