I Am A Canadian

Believe it or not,

I was a big fan of Speaker's Corner,

On the Edge of Hyde Park,

When I lived in England.

Every time I went by Speaker's Corner

I would stop and listen

To the person or persons,

Usually members of the Raving Loonie Party,

Going on about fuck knows what.

I would look at the crazy motherfucker

Up on his box and be thinking,

"I want to be you,"

When the people I was with returned

To the corner looking for me.

"What the fuck you doing mate?"

One of the people I knew in England would ask.

"They're Raving Fucking Loonies."

"I am a Canadian." I'd explain.

"The Raving Fucking Loonies are My People."