3 April 2009

Seventeen


Looks like Dope City is getting geared up to get its shitface on again. The Canucks' chances of making the play-offs look good. I would think the odds of them winning the Stanley Cup would be 7-1 once the season is over. I like to bet teams with sustained recent momentum but I think the odds of a Stanley Cup Parade are a little higher than the odds of another Stanley Cup Riot. That is all it would take to add another zero onto the 2010 Olympic security budget - another sports riot. Remember everybody: we have to get falling down drunk for the Olympics. We have a reputation to maintain. A bad reputation.

The odds of the Canucks winning the Stanley Cup are really much higher than 7-1. The motherfuckers cannot beat the good teams. I would not take them at 10-1. Save your money to bet on The Derby.

3 comments:

Gazetteer said...

Jeebuz--

The resemblance, not in actual appearance, but rather in intensity, to Neely is eerie....


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Mr. Beer N. Hockey said...

Lukic reminds me of a young Joe Shithead in appearance, intensity and eerieness. Would not bother me one bit if this spring Boston wins a hockey championship to go along with all the other ones they have piled up.

Gazetteer said...

Crap.

Ya.

Shithead for sure.

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