12 April 2009

Ellen Wheels



i dreamed i was a roller derby girl
i was sweaty
i was evil
i was ellen wheels

i dreamed i was a roller derby girl
i dreamed i was a roller derby girl
i dreamed i was a roller derby girl
i dreamed i was you

i wore fishnet stockings
and my tits were big
and when i fell on my ass
i did not feel a thing

i dreamed i was a roller derby girl
i dreamed i was a roller derby girl
i dreamed i was a roller derby girl
i dreamed i was you

when i scored
it felt good
when i did not score
i threw my helmet on floor

i dreamed i was a roller derby girl
i dreamed i was a roller derby girl
i dreamed i was a roller derby girl
i dreamed i was you

4 comments:

mollymew said...

Did you have chin stubble in the dream ? Was your name 'Helga' from the former East Germany ?Personally I think I'd make the ugliest roller derby girl on Earth. Many kudos to you if you can polish your dreams.

Mr. Beer N. Hockey said...

I hsd stubble but it wasn't on my chin.

Anonymous said...

From the timing of your post, surely you should have been at the bout? Or were you too busy dreaming...

Mr. Beer N. Hockey said...

I was there and it was a dream come true. Once I get a few Easter beer in me I'll see if I can write about the show.