I do not hear as much about the Canucks' off-ice shenanigans as I used to. You can imagine how fucked up the Canuck teams of the '70s and '80s were. And who can forget the boozy exuberance of Odjick and Bure in the '90s? That was a gong show.
So I was surprised to hear a wee piece of Canuck information today. A reliable source tells the Dope City Free Press that Yannick Hansen is a cheap cunt. Hansen and his bird only tipped $10 on an $85 dinner. Orland Kurtenbach tips better than that.