Original Canadian Idol

I was comfortable on the couch

Had a beer

Some snacks

And Anne Murray on the tv

Then I woke up and

Kanas City Bomber

Was on the late, late show

Anne Murray was gone

My beer was still there

So I had a drink

It was warm and flat

So I drank the rest fast

Tonight I stayed awake

And watched Anne sing

Too bad she did not sing

My Ding-a-ling-a-ling

If Canada were half as cool as it thinks it is we would sit round the pub bombed out of our minds singing Anne Murray songs together.

And never leave me lonely,

tell me you'll love me only

and that you'll always let it be me,

let it be me.